Facebook would be his Bible.
Because i don't wanna start on econs and cos i am bored, let me tell you a story.
My stupid dorm toilet floods EVERYTIME someone takes a shower, so when there is more than one person bathing at the same time, it becomes a swimming pool.
so to get out of clothes, must take off slippers right. i took them off. THEN THEY STARTED FLOATING AWAY. one clever slipper floated INTO THE NEXT CUBICLE SUMMORE. then i must put foot into next cubicle where some guy was showering and search for my slipper. omg the loserness. if i were showering and suddenly got foreign foot invade my personal space, i will not be v happy lor.
anyway. so that is the story. omg i dunno why i wrote it down. it is so boring it is funny la hor.
like that time rachel told me about her dream: eh sam!
rachel: last night i dreamt about an eraser!
i love it.