today, a fucking 1.7m tall horse named petey stepped on my foot.
anyway. last night was... weird. went to chinese house (for the 3894712389473894th time) to watch nate get his hair cut (yes, this is how boring life gets on campus) and then freaking sat there until 3am with siyou shirin and later andrew and did... nothing.
but, i did get this priceless story out of siyou.
it involves her sister's army friend. he very cleverly wore... paper panties (ok not paper panties la. paper BRIEFS. but i like the word panties. it is funny. ok shut up.) to some army expedition. Then he crawl through mud, walk in rain, roll on floor and all that shit and at the end must take shower right. so he take off his pants and... all that was left of the paper panties was the.... rubberband around waist.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WIN LIFE OK FREAKING WIN. PANTIES DISSOLVE LEH.
in other news, in the car with tx luke siyou vernie yesterday to the asian supermarket was a blast.
tx: (on the phone) eh what you wearing tonight to senior cocktail.
person on phone: *blahblahblah*
tx: what the hell don't tell me you rented the costume for me you asshole!
after phone call...
me: hahaha what happened.
tx: my friend wants to go to senior cocktail as doraemon. he wants to rent costume for both of us.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. WIN LIFE AGAIN, WIN. HANDS AND FEET WILL BE BALLS THEN CANNOT HOLD COCKTAIL ALR.
omg. i bought freaking fishballs and beefballs and meepok noodles and luke bought pork belly to make charsiew and i am so excited and i have so much freaking asian food in my fridge i think my roommate is a tad scared.
ok now must go for dinner, smelling of horse. appetizing. bye.