Tuesday, October 30, 2007

on a lighter note...

ok time to stop whining and recount, recount, recount.

very boring one.

fri night watched three movies in three different locations, two of which had homosexual themes. such is wesleyan.
la vie en rose - french film about 7 yr old boy who wants to become woman. watched in film hall.
thank you for smoking - damn good film. pls watch, fanks. in hallmate's room.
mysterious skin - omg. freaking good movie la. got jason gordon levitt, who is prettytofu. he is gay, and very well so. haha ok i dunno what the hell that meant. in fauver with somin and siyou, and 3 full cups of excellent hot milk tea on rainy night.

sat spent the whole freaking day cooking chicken rice for 50 ppl with shirin vernie and ivan and IT TURNED OUT DAMN GOOD ZOMG. IS WIN MY MOTHER'S CHICKEN RICE OK, WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING. omg. damn accomplished la. erwin say taste like hilton hotel chicken rice summore. hee. (is complete lie, but whatever la hor). so me and shirin caught the cooking bug and after the international food fair was over we went back to tx's house to cook for concussed siyou. sauteed onions and fried garlic and marinated the chicken thighs with sesame oil and oyster sauce and panfried it and it was guhhhhd.

btw, rubbing raw cold chicken with oil is damn therapeutic. i love it. got squishysquishysquelchysquelchy sound one, DAMN SHIOK. me and siyou giggle and rub, like freaking perverts. but damn fun. ok i shall stop now before i am arrested.

after that tried to get into halloween party (as sixties girl. nicolas went as a beatnik and james as a communist (that was awesome) and they commiserated about the benefits of communism. exciting.)(also, there was a guy who wore a pumpkin on his head cos HE WANTED TO DISGUISE HIMSELF TO SNEAK INTO PARTY. put pumpkin on head is... not discreet, i think. i theeenk. then after he got chased away, he lay on the floor. hahahahaha. siao.) but no tickets so we stood around in the cold and i decided i was freaking tired and covered in chicken grease so i went back to dorm, where i was offered pot twice in the space of 5 min by paul and amit. but i hum. so i never. don't wanna enter some random guy's den of sin alone la hor. is... not good idea.

ok thass all. i dunno why i bother. night!

ps. oh dan just came by cos it is his birthday and he gave me dark chocolate lindt. (so cute, it is romanian tradition. like freaking primary school ok.) and the chocolate is now smeared attractively on my teeth. jerrine, this is for you. <3

Monday, October 29, 2007

cold!

It is sad, but every momentous event that happens to me seems to affect me minimally, go WHOOSH over my head, and i am completely unchanged after it.

when in my life did i lose the capacity to just let go of my self-imposed cynicism and live life properly, with the childlike amazement it deserves?

when did i lose the ability to go after what i want, without thinking of the consequences and the potential failures and rejections?

when did i start undermining everything i really REALLY want so that when/if i don't get it, the loss is easier to bear?

and when did i just stop appreciating everything that happens to me.

i think it all started when i was ejected into the world, approximately 19.7 years ago. unfortunate, that.

well. guess 4 yrs among go-getter angmohs will sorta change that eh. hope to hell so.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

weird but true

my toenail (left foot, second toe from right) just dropped off.

feels disturbing, yet strangely satisfying.

try it.

horseshit

today, a fucking 1.7m tall horse named petey stepped on my foot.

anyway. last night was... weird. went to chinese house (for the 3894712389473894th time) to watch nate get his hair cut (yes, this is how boring life gets on campus) and then freaking sat there until 3am with siyou shirin and later andrew and did... nothing.

but, i did get this priceless story out of siyou.

it involves her sister's army friend. he very cleverly wore... paper panties (ok not paper panties la. paper BRIEFS. but i like the word panties. it is funny. ok shut up.) to some army expedition. Then he crawl through mud, walk in rain, roll on floor and all that shit and at the end must take shower right. so he take off his pants and... all that was left of the paper panties was the.... rubberband around waist.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WIN LIFE OK FREAKING WIN. PANTIES DISSOLVE LEH.

in other news, in the car with tx luke siyou vernie yesterday to the asian supermarket was a blast.

tx: (on the phone) eh what you wearing tonight to senior cocktail.
person on phone: *blahblahblah*
tx: what the hell don't tell me you rented the costume for me you asshole!

after phone call...
me: hahaha what happened.
tx: my friend wants to go to senior cocktail as doraemon. he wants to rent costume for both of us.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. WIN LIFE AGAIN, WIN. HANDS AND FEET WILL BE BALLS THEN CANNOT HOLD COCKTAIL ALR.

omg. i bought freaking fishballs and beefballs and meepok noodles and luke bought pork belly to make charsiew and i am so excited and i have so much freaking asian food in my fridge i think my roommate is a tad scared.

ok now must go for dinner, smelling of horse. appetizing. bye.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

heehee.

oh. oh my feet. they are in a happy place right now... ie, in homer's mouth(s).



i am never taking them out zomg.

anyway. slept every chance i got this week, cos it is my hobby la. cannot win one. on tues, i slept through the ENTIRE astronomy class ok. and, and. as paul did, I FELL ASLEEP EVEN BEFORE SHE STARTED. we... can win world record alr. then at the end of the class i think she... referenced me. and i wanted to open my eyes but i couldn't cos they were so happily shut, so i... nodded with my eyes closed and returned to unconsciousness. siao.

mon night had two hour dinner with various ppl. had enlightening conversation about sea monkeys and sea leopards with thomas, and two black girls taught me a new word - biffles. it is the phonetic pronunciation of BFFLs. i love it. i shall use it everyday. and they also like the word squeegies! must spread the joy.

tues night watched the awesomeness that is The Bubble - it is movie bout arab gay and jew gay and their love across israeli/palestinian border. IS SOME GOOD SHIT. after the movie though everyone was crying and being emotional and stuff, but i was all squee about the sweet gayness. so... i think the deeper political/racial/religious issues were lost on me. i suck.

(qualifier. i was not the only one. dan's only comment was 'god this movie is so depressing. i am going to watch ratatouille tmr.')

tonight i had no work! so after gym, i bummed ard sci li for a while, tried to get some o' dat econs going, but failed, then went to triple A cos luke cooked porridge!

it is CONGEE, and not the disgusting shitty grits (who the HELL would wanna eat something called freaking GRITS) that ppl eat here for breakfast. then he crack EGG INSIDE. and put SESAME OIL on top. quote DAMN SHIOK unquote. (hello luke. i know you read this now. nyeheheh.) then studied there for a while after shirin left to meet mufasa.

wah lau freaking triple A got projection screen and ps2 and DDR mat and rooftop and washing machine and kitchen OK. HOW TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, HOW.

anyway. let me provide you with an inventory of what i ate from 8pm to 1am tonight, it is scary.
- whole banana chip muffin
- hot chocolate
- rudi's 'special' chocolates
- linda's cup noodles
- wafers
- shirin's chips
- porridge
- chicken
- snackpeas
- popsicle
- green tea
- an onion ring (i must control self la. must.)

AND NOW I AM HUNGRY AGAIN. fuck.

tonight, lemony snicket came to speak, but i didn't go cos i am a stupid ass. lemony snicket is a wes alum. michael bay also.

i think if my father know... he won't be very happy for me la hor.

anyway. talked to jerrine for a while and laughed until gums come out and eyes close and tears fall and mucus flow again. so uglynoalibi but I LOVES IT. (omg that last sentence is bimz until die. hahahaha.)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

the world is insane

and i think a skunk is outside my room. fuck.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

sianz part III

everyone is changing, and it kinda fucking sucks. ok not everyone la. but still. fucking sucks.

i still have to read phillip roth, but physically impossible!

so, time to update on my very boring and mundane existence.

(i really need a car. the cabin fever is getting to me sia. HOW TO SPEND 3.5 MORE YRS WITH WEEKENDS SPENT ON CAMPUS HOW.)

fri night was Rain Like A Bitch night, so pretty much nothing to do around the little rural haven that is wesleyan. so, i had four dinners.

First dinner - after horseriding, all-day breakfast meal at dunkin donuts with er, horseriders.
Second dinner - after sleeping off first dinner, went to usdan for meal with usual bunch of ppl.
Third dinner - after hanging out at scili for a while like a freaking LOSER, went back to usdan for late night dining with shirin siyou charlotte somin feifei kenta. ate oil and batter. whoopdedoo.
Fourth dinner - went to chinese house cos somin HAD TO WATCH her korean movie, sat in kitchen with siyou and chanyoung cos korean movie kinda sucked ass, then andrew gave us curry.

so i had my last meal of the day at... 2am. i think buddha cannot hold candle to me alr.

after sitting in kitchen for DAMN LONG, went to shuwei's apartment for half a cup of tepid beer amongst various koreans, and erwin. dunno what the HELL he was doing in there la, but he was drunk and happy, which explains many things.

then dropped into bed at 5, woke up at 2 today, went for IMS training which was mesmerizing, then had many free sausages at german house for some oktoberfest celebration. in evening went to main street for DAMN SHIOK northern food for charlotte's birthday with bunch of ppl again. the NAANS. why are the NAANS so good. but the curry hot until die, so the entire table (with the exception of pro shirin) was sniffling away towards the end of the dinner. damn cool.

came back to campus, went to dorm, was pulled into hallmates room where amit had some good coconut rum barcadi which i sort of polished off, went to sojoo party, went to international house party, and basically spent the entire night amongst many drunk koreans, while pissing off random ppl cos i have bigger mouth than usual when drunk. stumbled back to my room where i had half-conscious conversation with amit and allison until 5 freaking am again, then woke up still half-drunk and hungover like a bitch to go to church with tx and andrew.

had lunch at weswings, then went shopping where i bought FUCKING AMAZING PAIR OF HOMER SIMPSON SLIPPERS. THEY OWN THE WORLD. pictures up soon.

ok that's all, i haven't done my work, and am exhausted like sai. so, life ain't good. bye.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

sianz part II

the rain it raineth everyday.

let me tell you story about life again.

this morning, was in campus centre rushing out econ assign cos must pass up by noon. me and siyou damn stressed alr. so. after finally finishing, we wanted to rush to pass up but... was raining like a beast. so we very cleverly went to the campus store and she bought a hoodie while i bought an umbrella. spent DAMN long in the shop, cos must look for perfect hoodie and i was wearing my newly acquired rainboots and trying to stuff stupid jeans into boots and grunting with the effort. (yes, in the store. i am that much of a peasant/fob. it is true.)

then FINALLY when we were both done, happy happy open umbrella and put hood up and stomp in rain boots and step out into the open..... THE RAIN STOP.

WIN.

ok life sucks, must go be moody now. bye again.

Friday, October 19, 2007

sianz.

you know the feeling where you are so stressed that you are relaxed. well, hello.

'singapore has only one train station.' <- this is an 'amazing fact' put up on my hall wall.

so proud, so proud.

last night i got flashback of sitting in parents' car on sunday nights driving home from zhicha dinner and listening to 90.5fm. :(

Thursday, October 18, 2007

hee.

i am the token chinese mute in my russian lit class.

today, the professor returned our papers and she said 'good work, samantha'.

HAH. today, i triumph over the talkcock angmohs.

today only la, BUT WHATEVS.

in other news, i just found out today i have french test on friday, along with 300-500 word french essay on a french knight and corrections on a previous essay. also, an econ problem set. also, 150 pages of reading. NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH. and i spent the last five days... staring into space.

i shall deal with my impending doom by taking a nap. bye.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

must read phillip roth. dowan.

the human stain beckons. am fastidiously ignoring it.

yesterday was supposed to go to gym and study, but then, fate intervened and i went to eat chinese food at the aptly named 'Chinese Restaurant' (i kid you not), apparently the best chinese place in CT, with singaporeans again.

HAD STEAMED FISH. STEAMED FISH LEH. it is as rare as a hairy-assed baboon lor. and i ate one cheek!!! siyou ate the other. nyeheheh. the sliver of white firm meat sliding down throat is... a good feeling. it is.

then me shuwei siyou and father tx went to cold rock to have mountains of icecream, despite my feeble attempts at refusing. it was good stuff also. fish and ice cream make me happy. interesting.

today i managed to make voice call to jasmine in oxford! i shouted a lot in my room! it felt great! i am still shouting!

ok i must go now! bye!

Monday, October 15, 2007

obligatory fall break recount

ok so weekend was damn fun, even though there was an excessive amount of silence. let us now laboriously recount, cos i am in my room (ALONE! :D:D) and i have the entire afternoon stretching ahead of me and i am full of thai food and i can blast my music in my room and weather very nice. hee. freshman yr damn shiok sia.

so. went on road trip around new hampshire with singaporeans - me vernie ting luke andrew shuwei tx corinne meg.

trip was DAMN singaporean - main attractions were food, and go see mountain must take most expensive train ride to top, and HAD to have outlet shopping. haha. but shiok la. is like family trip.

fri - drove to hampton beach, had freaking nice seafood dinner at restaurant whose name i have forgotten cos i am oblivious to everything non-edible - me and vernie shared stuffed mushrooms and clam chowder and this lovely little critter:

i want to marry it leh. sam and crustaceans make damn good pair. but i will be widow after one day so not v good idea la hor. omg dunno what i am saying alr. soz.

luke was damn happy with his lobster. (happy until use straw to suck out lobster juice hor. WIN ME K) it was good to see someone more enthusiastic about his food than me, and in a bib, no less.

(yes, the one in the bib.)

was happy bitch after that. then went back to motel room to watch tv then sleep, cos singaporean.

next morning went for grease-infested breakfast at friendly's, which was guhd stuff. waffles and sausage and blahblahblah. oh god i hate recounting. then went back to hampton beach which was bloody bloody nice. no cloud in sky and no peoples on beach and all was well:


until right after this picture these two gentlemen threw me into the sea. so i resigned as singsoc chairman.

but i sit on beach until DAMN HAPPY ZOMG. it is amazing what good weather can do to mood. ting brought out her beach chairs and ipod player and blasted kings of convenience and nouvelle vague songs and i run around beach and play until very very shiok.

cannot resist la. must desecrate pretty beach with this demon.

i made my perfect sandball! (#1. grab fistful of wet sand - but not too wet - and roll into tight ball. must be tight if not will crumble when thrown. #2. sprinkle with dry sand, make sure covers everything. acts as sawdust, so ball will stay intact also.)

shit la. look like cock in all the pictures. please forgive.


faux artistic shot/ obligatory group photo. like jc og. hahahahaha. sorry.

after that, drove to small quaint town in portsmouth where after shopping for a bit, we felt hungry again so... ate again. went to some brewery cos the men need their ale, i had apple cider and we shared calamari and steak sandwich. then drove again, and stopped for... dinner. SIAO K. THE EATING. IS DAMN SHIOK.

went to merlino's steak house where i had damn nice sirloin steak (by exhibiting humongous self-control again, i didn't order french onion soup and shared the steak with tx.) and tx, taking on the role of paternal banker, ordered bottle of wine to share. shiokelaosai la. hoooo. think bout it the stomach will giggle with joy one. it is giggling now. heehee.

sun - drove halfway up mount washington after breakfast in geriatric motel (seriously. only i will spend holiday among old fogey central, and like it la k.). THE DRIVE WAS V NICE. omg. new england is super chio.

andrew drove and under the excellent influence of tx, he drove bloody fast on mountain road, until can hear wind scream around car one. wah lau. 110mph is chao exciting. i love it. (ok lah damn cheap thrill, but my life v boring k. must be excited at things like these.)

upon reaching the halfway mark, the mountain ppl (nyeheheh. my english win) told us cannot drive up cos got like freaking blizzard and it was -4degrees fahrenheit at the top. so we took steamtrain!
steamtrain coming.
steamtrain lai liao. can ignore the two people in front.

BUT THEN WHEN GOT TO THE TOP WAS COLD UNTIL TONGUE CAN DRY UP OK. omg. step off train cannot breathe one. then must climb rocks to get to summit but i was wearing 3 lousy layers and freaking canvas shoes so i died halfway and went indoors and bought hot chocolate. hahahah damn lousy zomg. luke andrew and tx were the only ones who got to the summit and tried to take picture with shaking hands and picture turned out damn lousy.

we couldn't even see anything, cos everything was white. but nvm la, is good experience. now winter in wesleyan will be peesai.

damn angry, i made snowballs but neh take peekcha. sat play with sandball, sun play with snowball. COOLBEANS SIA.
view from train on ride back.

after train, went shopping at outlet mall and bought too many things again. but all long sleeve so they are justified.

had four hr drive back, almost got killed by trailer truck, and got scolded by americans.

*at toll booth*
*andrew pass money to toll guy but cannot reach cos car too far*
tollboothguy: (shouting grumpily) come closer, i won't bite you know.
a: (happily) ok!
a: (after driving off) cheeeeee bai.

came back to empty room, showered, went over to chinese house cos andrew cooked dinner, had tea with shuwei and tx, siyou came back from boston, started spewing singlish in kitchen cos i didn't speak for the last 3 days,trashed things out with andrew and luke and now there is no more misunderstanding and we are BFFL (best friends for life) hahaha, then adjourned to nate's room to watch borat until 3am and stumbled back to room to faint on bed.

so that was my fall break. just had late thai lunch with siyou vernie kinyan. and now must go gym, cos i am starting to look like buddha.

so... byebye and sorry for damn long and boring post.

Friday, October 12, 2007

fall break!

today was quite nice chill day, cos pre-fall break!

lunch with rhee-soo, spent the afternoon doing laundry and paying school bills (-.- cos father don't want to transfer for me, says it is part of GROWING UP. is standing at the only school atm drawing 3x800 bucks from citibank acc then nervously depositing 3x800 bucks to bank of america acc, to the ire of the ten million americans standing behind me, GROWING UP?), TOOK A NAP, ONLY ONE, went for killer water polo training, then rushed to chinese house on shivery legs with wet hair in the cold for the weirdest dinner in the world.

nate cooked the most fatty two-week old beef in the saltiest soy sauce in the world. salty until must put in sugar. then cannot taste sugar summore, cos the salt absorb all. then after eat the lips pucker up from the osmosis. hahaha. also, cucumber egg and lettuce. oh, and dilute milk. INSANE. is like, refugee meal. but nice la. beef fat always good. fanks, nate.

went to library to try to study minimally, then back to nate's room to watch pan's labyrinth again with sue somin shirin and freaked myself out with the STUPID MONSTER WITH EYES IN HANDS. why got ppl in the world imagine this kind of shit, why.

I am sorry, but i am damn bitchy and i must spread the horror.
so, pls do not look at this next picture if you want to live.










then went back to somin's room where she showed me her korean equivalent of natnaosk's scrapbook for me. :D then i came back and looked at my scrapbook and was very sad/happy. i love friends.

and in this happy vein, i bought rainboots (yellow with comic strips! shiok!) and isaac mizrahi white booties from target! i am white trash, but whatevs. shiok ok. shiok. damn waste money but whatever, don't buy soap from wesshop lor.

ok. damn self-indulgent at 3am in morning, so shall put up photos.


and tmr... i eat lobster for the first time in forever, in new hampshire. :D

Thursday, October 11, 2007

fiends

today i talked to rachel for 10sec online and jerrine for 26 min on the phone. THOSE TWO EVENTS MADE MY DAY OK.

i miss friends like siao zomg.

jerrine and i apparently sleep 5 times a day. SO GROSS RIGHT. hahaha everytime my roommate comes into the room in the afternoon, i confirm sleeping one. then yesterday when i was sleeping off the fast in the afternoon, she brought her pre-frosh and her parents into the room for tour. then there i was, sleeping like a freaking coolie. wahlau paisei like sai ok.

listening to mambo music now. homesick like a beast. :( I AM SO GOING MAMBO THE FIRST WED I GET BACK. EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME, PLS GO TOO K FANKS.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

fastathon

today i tried to fast. (wes had campus wide fast-a-thon event.)
i failed.

at 4.30pm, i caved and stuffed a handful of cereal in my mouth.

i disgust myself on a daily basis, you know.

but i have excuse(s) - i slept at 4am last night studying for stupid asstro, woke up at 8 to dance, and took astro test. and it was cold today.

but whatever. still fail :(
there is still next yr.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

shittiness

i am feeling a general sense of shittiness right now.

nothing to feel shitty about, but it prevails.

why is this.

time to read some camus, if i didn't have ass tronomy to finish.

ee some woman just sang in my ear (ipod la, not crazy woman): there's beauty in breakdown.

i hope this is not prophetic in any way.

(aiyoh so emo again. irritating. i cannot be emo. cannot. sky will fall down, chicken little will die.)

The Incident of The Bitchy Universe

last night
me: aiyah. if dunno answer to problem sets it's ok. tmr confirm won't come out, cos come out alr.

today
*looking at econs test*
*exact same questions come out*
*maniacal laughter in head*

Monday, October 8, 2007

If there were a Procrastination God,

Facebook would be his Bible.

Because i don't wanna start on econs and cos i am bored, let me tell you a story.

My stupid dorm toilet floods EVERYTIME someone takes a shower, so when there is more than one person bathing at the same time, it becomes a swimming pool.

so to get out of clothes, must take off slippers right. i took them off. THEN THEY STARTED FLOATING AWAY. one clever slipper floated INTO THE NEXT CUBICLE SUMMORE. then i must put foot into next cubicle where some guy was showering and search for my slipper. omg the loserness. if i were showering and suddenly got foreign foot invade my personal space, i will not be v happy lor.

anyway. so that is the story. omg i dunno why i wrote it down. it is so boring it is funny la hor.

like that time rachel told me about her dream: eh sam!
me: what.
rachel: last night i dreamt about an eraser!

then... finish.
i love it.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

alone. alllllooooonnneeee.

in room on sat night/sun morn alone watching western movie on laptop is... not really cool hor.

shit. i am my father.

anyway. today was so boring i cannot take it. the boringness is insane. so, i shall forget about it.

highlight was when i went to james' room and he showed me his character in WoW. he is kaladriel, a female healer. aka nurse. WHY SO ASIAN AND LOSER WHY. haha. but quite funny la.

omg i am so bored with my life. i have not made new friends. and i love being alone. does that make me a hermit. yes, i think it does.

ok sorry siao alr.

gootnites. john wayne beckons.

(no title)

hooray for azns who don't get no hangovers.
yesterday, in an uncharacteristic display of self-control, i didn't watch transformers! instead, i stayed in my room from after horseriding to freeman party, doing work. (but i took two naps la. dammit.)

so last night was freeman party at triple A, then i went to japanese hall in drunken stupor to do dunno what. oh, play stupid drinking game and er, eat frosted flakes. then sleep. shiok. sleep when high is damn fun ok. i smile when i lie down on bed. loser.

oh last night got shooting on campus :( :( scary.

Friday, October 5, 2007

sadness

tmr night, wesleyan is screening transformers.
michael bay is coming to talk about transformers.
michael bay is a wes alumni.

tmr night, i will be in the library reading econ 101.

life.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

whatevs

eeeeeee. i have to finish mdm bovary (still), invisible man, write an essay on pushkin and flaubert, study for econs test, finish econ assignment, study for astro test and write article for school paper, but this is what i have been doing:

- spending 1hr on facebook/looking at models with thomas
- spreading the joy of babyanimalz.com (thanks rachel)
- discussing hamster/wolf/flying squirrels stories with nate and somin
- ranking my seven sins and comparing them with siyou
(mine are
1. gluttony (obviously)
2. sloth
3. envy
4. greed
5. pride
6. lust
7. wrath, just fyi.)
- watching this asdl;fkhsdufhasdjf video. i shall not comment on it. pls see for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg
- visiting this AWESOMELY gay website, orisinal.com (thanks nate.)
- playing this AWESOMELY BRAIN-NUMBING game, at http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Boxhead-2Play-Rooms.html
(it is addictive. i sit in room and play for 1 hr at 2am, while drunk hallmates outside socialising) (thanks luke.) (also, can play with two ppls!!!)

in other news, yesterday i woke at noon and missed all my classes for the day. :( i am a bad, bad student.

today, on the way back from dance class
adam: i wrote this paper stoned, and i got an A.
0.o
either he very clever, or the standards at this school are... very fluid.

Email from singaporean. it... made me spit coffee in library.
ok you maggots.

here is easy chop chop can finish recipe.

nasi lemak OR chicken rice. your pick.

chicken rice i can give you recipe. nasi lemak you can ask adik to ask her
mak for the real recipe. or you can anyhow hantum also can. angmoh bo hou
jiak. asian jiak say bo hou jiak, tell them to cook lah. ok lah jking ah.

the troublesome thing for nasi lemak is the sambal belachan and the frying
of the ikan bilis (the small small jiliap jiliap fish. don't tell me you
tak tahu.) the rest, like the frying of the egg, cutting of the cucumber
sure no prob for you guys who have done home econs.

the troublesome thing for chicken rice is the rice. got to mince garlic
and onion, cut ginger, remove the skin from the breast, fry the skin with
the garlic and onion, etc.

THE MAIN THING IS, we are playing mahjong with the lui, so that we can
properly nourish our (sporean only) minds and bodies. 150 dollar is many
many one.

a 10kg pack of rice - 15
pork belly X2 - 12
sauces (oyster sauce, light sauce, sesame oil, rice wine and other extra
stuff for future dinners) - 40
chicken breast, stop and shop - 16

you see what i mean?

then, i also got idea, i think is bright one. we buy meat from adong, then
come back after 10 mins and say we want to change the meat. so the meat is
reflected in the receipt but we change the meat for durian. ho bou? i
wonder if we can do the same for beer at stop and shop...

end.

Monday, October 1, 2007

ZOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

DEAR NATASHA AND NAOMIN

I JUST WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 4 OF GREY'S ANATOMY. THIS IS WHY I LOVE AMERICA.

I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO RIP THAT SHIT AND SEND IT TO YOU.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

AND LATER, PRISON BREAK.