Wednesday, November 26, 2008

long time no see, blog.

weekend was fun, cos no more horse show so can sleep late. aiyoh. that just sounded very loser. ok hannyway, it is first day of thanksgiving break and i have the WHOLE DAY FREE and i have just been watching movies in my room and cooking noodles and listening to music and am going to take a nap. BLIZZ.

so. recap of weekend hor. thursday night i cooked bahkutteh for linda shirin and rudi! we polished off 1.5kg of pork ribs, VERY VERY SCARY OMG. and 7 bowls of soup. hahaha. stomach mati alr i think. then watched Rocket Science with somin and spent the rest of the night feeding linda and rudi.

friday was horseriding as usual, and i rode well and was happy. at night went to sarah's birthday partay in her basement and had a lot of weird drunken encounters such as counseling a japanese man, being counselled by other japanese men, laughing at other horny asians, laughing about things that are not funny, shouting names of indonesian food in a circle, and boob touching. ran home at 4.30am because it was cold and dark and i had a vision that i was being chased by monster trucks.

saturday night went to studio 54 party at psi u with paul and other housemates. paul wore blue flared jeans and vintage loafers and a hawaiian tucked in shirt, and i loved him for that. we were being pushed around by stupid couples making out so i did rudi's use-ass-to-dance-into-people-and-push-then-away thing and herded them all away from us. hero, i am. then came home, had fun with apple bongs, watched pineapple express and cooked 3 bowls of noodles with linda.

sunday was work and shit. went to investment group meeting. SO BORING. BRAIN SHRIVELED UP AND DIED. i looked at the insidious, money-grabbing, single-minded people around me and was very sad that they are all very accurate representations of the people i might work with for the rest of my life. UNLESS. i be brave and don't listen to my father. but that is anotehr story for another time.

monday was a shitty day, cos i got back a bad essay and felt stupid for the rest of the day. night improved with dinner at french hall with siyou and shirin and isaac cos jega cooked nasi lemak and roti prata and it was VERY VERY GOOD OMG. jega is master housewife sia. why boy (albeit, gay) can cook so much better than me. at night was siyou's birthday party again in sarah's basement. got suitably wasted again and met the handsomest irish gay man EVER, met another Sam multiple times, witnessed illicit lesbian action, asked a lot of people if they have ever gotten back a bad essay (so bloody irritating omg), laughed at horny birthday girl, gave her a lap dance, was coerced into doing things, yelled bout forensic geology and ate a lot of fries.

ok.bed looks very inviting, it is time to dive in. heeheehee. bye all!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

quote from Annie Hall

which i just watched with Dan cos i have no homework and no life. it is a very nice and succinct and slightly sad quote about something with which i have had zero experience but one is allowed to appreciate the unknown, is one not.

Alvy Singer: [Woody Allen narrating, talking about his ex-girlfriend] After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

oh noes

i just bought a bunch of grapes and a teeny tiny almost negligible box of blueberries for... USD$11.99.

O.o wtf. might need to sell my soul soon.

Monday, November 17, 2008


was ok. got third in horse show!!!! very happy! i have a ribbon declaring my excellent shiny third placing! yay!!!

but apart from that... everything was mostly bland and blah. i need to go home.

i also watched james bond and was disappointed with the lack of sex. and wit. however. the gratuitous shot of daniel craig's half naked torso was very er, greedily digested, without sounding like a complete perv.

Saturday, November 8, 2008


i just realised that i played TAIKO in front of the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES. and he WAVED to us. and there were snipers pointing GUNS at us while we were playing.


Friday, November 7, 2008

misery is

when you sleep only four hours at night
to feel that your essay sucks cock
and then to fail econs midterm
only to be rained on when you stop out of class
to go to work for pittance as slave
and then to find out that the hat you bought online cannot fit onto your huge head
as you step into a puddle which ruins your brand new pumps
while you struggle to breathe cos there is mucous in your nose all the bloody time
at the same time thinking how your life is boring and grey while everyone around you is living glittery shiny ones
before going to eat shitty food for which you pay an extortionate amount
which is followed up by the dessert of more homework.

misery is also when you know this will happen again.

Thursday, November 6, 2008


it was an insane campus last night. everyone was on foss hill, drunk and high and exuberant and dancing and letting off fireworks and screaming and hugging and listening to this song:

i wish i felt like this about my government.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008


as politically apathetic as i am, it is no doubt that tonight will be lak;fj;akldfj exciting.
however, i might be working in the lab when results of the next ruler of the first world come out. such is my life.

Sunday, November 2, 2008


weekend better than last, vastly. friday night i decided i was in need of a drunken night out, so i did. went to Buddhist House (!) for party with siyou isaac carlo leslie maria dan etc and lance lance and old flames were er, revived and we were almost caught by police for trespassing and then went home to cook noodles and listen to romanian music with dan and maria.

tonight i just stayed in my room and tried to read godot and played the hardest game in the world (seriously. and tried buying horses, donkeys, vietnamese wives and hookahs with isaac linda and dan. thankfully, we only succeeded in buying the last item. there is a party raging outside my room and my room is nice and bright and comfy and quiet and nice so i shall stay here with pocky and mojito.
v nais.

isaac: i wonder what you would get if you cross-bred a horse and a donkey.
me: a honkey.
isaac: !!
me: whoops.

k thass all. till next uneventful weekend, which i wish would come right now cos next week i have econ midterm, shitload of readings, korean test, COL essay, and US elections. cannot live alr.