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DEAR NATASHA AND NAOMIN

I JUST WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 4 OF GREY'S ANATOMY. THIS IS WHY I LOVE AMERICA.

I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO RIP THAT SHIT AND SEND IT TO YOU.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

AND LATER, PRISON BREAK.

dunno

ok let us list again.
clubs i am in:
argus
water polo women's team
horseriding
singsoc (mmmph. everytime i type, i laugh.)
wesleyan without borders
pangea
wes entrepreneurs
wesfoto
and tennis club, if it ever starts up, the bitch.

ok. sufficient things to do to make me not wanna kill myself in the little rural spot of suburbia that is middletown.

oh, and 'one world' concert at the end of the yr! harhar. hengkelaosai no one from home can see me la. will swear all the singaporeans here to secrecy, cos i am president.

next sem i intend to participate in at least one dance concert/play/musical. 50k, must SQUEEEZE out every ounce of er, personal betterment from the school la. am i corright.

fri had french test on tintin and asterix (siao ok. test me on the plot of comic. never read summore, cos i clever clever go and say 'aiyah the teacher won't test plot one la!' but then... Funny Life likes to poke fun at stupid gehkiang mortals comme moi.)

rushed out econ problem set again, then horseriding. today i trotted: sitting trot, double position trot and standing trot. sho exciting. my instructor, a sophomore, say i good :D. i am good with them beasts man. woo.

today my horse farted when i was bending down behind him to pick his hooves. is the long slow fart lor. LIFE HOR, LIFE.

ok then went back to sch for job interview to be lab technician which i will not get cos i suck and am a noob, then had singaporean dinner at sichuan tokyo with freaking nice chinese food la. GOT MY EGGPLANT. heeheehee. the whole dinner i kept looking at the food and smiling cos er, i was happy at all the food. heng no one notice k hahaha.

so among others, had curry fried beef, strangely flavoured chicken (that was its name in the menu), EGGPLANTEGGPLANTEGGPLANT, tofu, kungpow chicken and aiyah i lazy type la. i ate EVERYTHING in front of me again so by the end of the dinner i was gorged and half-dead. siyou also. damn disgusting. the self-control faculty in us is... lousy. ok so is my descriptive faculty, sorry.

as is typical in singaporean dinner conversation topics were - laosai, saying unnecessary but funny until shit things bout other singaporeans, food, and other races. harhar. so... intellektual. i love it.

SO. this means that the first SINGSOC MEETING WAS NOT A FAILURE. lemme list again so i can make myself happy: siyou shirin ivan vernie me luke andrew ting shuwei tx keith. not that bad la hor.

then after dinner went bowling with siyou tx luke ruby roberta anand shuwei and yinhow. nyeheh. i didn't get one digit score manz. so happy. (got two strikes LEH. ok no one cares.)

sat I WENT WOODBURY TO SHOP. go with luke andrew siyou tx again. wah lau. it is the duaest liap mall in the world, i swear. i walk until alr still cannot walk finish. but i bought 3 tops and ck cap and damn nice knee-high aldo boots which cost... too much so i shall not think bout it. it is so asspensi that i have to wear everyday alr. i shall wear with... fbt shorts and rj shirt la. WILL BE OSTRACIZED AND SENT TO PRISON, I THINK.

on the way, stopped for breakfast where for some reason we talked about blood donation.
luke: i hugged the bag of blood to my chest. damn warm, damn nice.

THE CREEPINESS. I LOVE IT.

came back in time for chusok, but i missed the food cos i stupidly went to my room first, then went to erwin's room to watch movie, but i slept on bed cos i had like, 8 hrs of sleep in the past 56 hours. so loser.

oh and i got the job! as lab technician! HAHAHAHA. the world will assplode. i am PRC alr. damn funny. ok now must write poem about feelings in dance class.

(tx took same class in his frosh yr.
teacher: so, after this exercise, how do you feel?
tx: i feel... like i'm in a class.

win.)

also.
tx: wesleyan is the equivalent of vs and chungcheng high school in singapore. ppl never really hear before, but know it is not bad la.
me: harh?! :(:( my father pay 50k so i can go chungcheng! aren't we at least dunman standard?
tx: dunman sec la. dunman high too good alr.

:(:(:( pangsai.

today went to korean church. asian church damn different from black church. also damn different from white church. so interesting. when ppl supposed to greet each other, the ppl in the black church go all around and hug each other. in the korean church, everyone stay in their seats and... wave. HAHAHA. i love it. azn pride sia.

after that got free korean food! (ok it says a lot about me that i am talking about the food instead of the contents of the sermon but... whatever la. society sucks.) andrew and tx both PAISEI so i must go and queue up first and ask for food KAY. wahlau.

ppl thought i was korean, cos surname lee. then korean man speak to me in korean then i just nod and 'hurhurhur'. wahlau. the social skills curl up and die alr la.

ok must go dance meeting now. byebye.

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ok. quick one before i wash my stanky self and meet somin for lunch. (just had dance class where learnt HEBREW FOLK DANCE. meep. so fun. and then gym with charlotte. i think i have fumes.)

tues met rheesoo for lunch for lunch after v v long. twas nice. then studied until i attended breaking fast event at turath house (muslim house) (nat aren't you proud of me i am culturing myself.) (like bacteria.) where got damn nice yellow rice and cheeken. and mango juice. shiok, the mango. (everytime i type mango i type manho. man ho. freudian slip.) then after that had the weakest turkish coffee in the world, and my first shisha, under the mal influence of andrew. don't see what the fuss is about leh. smoke only, you want smoke just go to NUS law conference. (harharhar i crack myself up manz.)(ok la it's just cos i'm bitter cos i never get in.)

wed i studied like a bitch. but that was after talking to jerrine on msn (:D) and napping the afternoon away.

jerrine and i found out that we both drink chocolate milk 3 times every day, not cos it is fortifying shit, but cos here it is damn thick and shiok. singapore milk is WEAK, man. ok so the throbbing is still intact. loff.

and she taught me correct usage of new word! i am excited to use it! 'pengsan', meaning rolling on the floor and dying. something like that la. will be injecting it into daily conversation soon, just you wait.

then at night... in science library, suddenly got 5 half naked water polo guys in briefs run in and start singing wesleyan fight song. funny shit. is nice diversion from er, Purchasing Probability Curve, or some econ shit like that. dulan sai.

oh and i went for investment banking talk! father will be proud. but must sell soul for 2 yrs so see how first. (aiyah actually i think i alr sold my soul to the meepok uncle at heartland mall just before i came here. but that's another story.)

ok damn late come back later byebye.

nyeheheh.

dinner was vietnamese rolls with real prawns. and rosemary chicken. and chyesim. and b&j icecream.

teeheehee.

i think i just gave birth to a new chin. pls congratulate me.

roti prata

is what i had for lunch today with siyou, at anand's place. tmr night got singapore dinner again. life est bien.

procrastination

ok very long and indulgent post ahead. don't need to read one.

thurs night was very stressfully spent in the library trying to finish stupid econs problem set #1. was thwarted by the impromptu birthday thing for thomas in the library (the coolness just cannot be beat la) and so i didn't finish it. sucks.

fri was busy-until-vomit day. it all started with french class, after which had to finish the bastard problem set then rush out a puny resume and apply for IMS job which i will not get cos i am a freaking computer noob and eat lunch, all in 1hr. then had to rush back to room to change then rush all the way to the opposite end of the school to meet equestrian ppl who drove us to the stables FOR MY FIRST HORSERIDING LESSON. FUN SHIT OK. i feel like mallory towers girl. am gonna get the jodphurs and crop and helmet and become attas british shit who says things like 'you cad' and 'the queen is coming to tea'. omg the wit. sorry.

the horse i rode was called yeller. damn dua bui (fat), sit on top is like sitting on couch ok. i tried trotting, and must use thighs to squeeze horse one. damn pain sia. by end of the semester will have thighs of steel. WIN IGALLOP. take that, jacelyn tay. anyway. they say by end of first semester if you're good enough can participate in horse show. EXCITING UNTIL LAOSAI OK ZOMG.

then after lesson came back to school, shirin called to tell me bout kickboxing so i went, smelling like horseshit. wah lau. the kicking after the thigh squeezing... wasn't very good for me la hor. but anyway, after that rushed to anand's quaint little dwelling for dinner with him, vernie and siyou. HE COOKED. MUSHROOM OMELETTE. THAI RICE. CHICKEN CURRY. AND SAMBAL KANGKONG. warraoz was transported to my happy place again. ate like a bitch.

let me digress here in an attempt to describe my happy place: the rice steaming steaming one, then put curry on top so the rice become soggysoggy and mushy then eat damn big mouthful then put piece of egg in mouth so everything becomes a delightful mix. (evidently, grammar doesn't exist in my happy place.)

talked for quite a while and discovered anand's havoc past, then i had to rush back to room to shower then rush to the last half an hour of Wes Christian Fellowship which was well, quiet. then after that went to thomas' dwelling to surprise him again on his birthday and steal one (or two) cookies. then went to lyn-nee's house for dessert party WITH DAMN A LOT OF FREAKING DESSERTS. happy place #2 - chocolate mush, strawberry fondue, banana cake, carrot cake, fruit punch, scones, oreo mudpie, and cookies. is like.. candy mountain. (pls google. nyeheheheh.) after that went to tianxiang's house for his housemate's birthday party and got bloody bloody drunk then police come again so had to leave from the back and went to some other korean senior's birthday party (which was full of asians again. shiok. azn pride eh, sk.) where i was still bloody drunk and stupid and i shall not attempt to remember anything cos my powers of denial are very... powerful. if captain planet needed a new power, i can donate mine. can get rid of the useless 'Heart' guy. harhar.

then stumbled back to dorm with siyou's help (fanks chew beri march horx) and entertained half my hall for an hour with my drunken ramblings. i think i let slip that in order to get gum in singapore, one must perform sexual favours. and insulted a frat boy by stereotyping him. and for some reason, i am now known as 'nigel'. siao. then had nice long chat with roomie before kinda passing away at 5am.

today woke up late again and went to library to attempt to study but the gods are against me, in the form of a depressed rudi who just sprained his ankle. placated him for a while, then decided to go to dinner with siyou cos our meals haven't been used up this week, cb. then we went to triple A's sweet tea buffet thing for a while, where elusive hansel deigned to make his first appearance in like, 2 yrs. had a weird conversation with monoboy about er, barnyardanimals.com, dodged phototaking girls, then went to shuwei's house for dinner with siyou luke tianxiang. she cook beef sukiyaki. got tofu and mushrooms and jap rice. my... saliva run out to play la. seniors nice until can die lor. cannot take it. then went to chinese house to grab a couple of mooncakes (:D:D:D). everyone was there... dancing to 'wannabe' when i arrived. aiyoh. if like, berkeley ppl see us ah, will laugh until backside pain.

then i went to tianxiang's house for a while to play some xbox 360 (and drink soya milk.) with him and shuwei. shiok la. cannot drive in real life cos i v cleverly fail ftt so i drove vicariously through... carbon car 3000. or some action name liddat. dunch care.

then went back to triple a house for someone's surprise birthday (which i almost gave away cos my mouth is a naughty bitch) and got a tad high and then luke put his ipod on AND WE (MEANING ME SIYOU LUKE ANDREW AND RUBY, WHO IS FROM HK) SING ALONG VERY TUNELESSLY TO AIPIAJIAEHYA. IS HOKKIEN SONG. MUST WEAR WHITE BOOTS AND WHITE EYELINER AND SEQUIN DRESS ONE. then er, sing until face red and vein come out. i think we chased away some ppl but whatever la. CULTURE IMMERSION, yo! aiyoh happy until can cry ok. hokkien... is beautiful. is like poetry.

after that erwin invited us back to his place again for INDOMEE so of course follow la. me shirin dan erwin max jay elena nicholas went over and after satiated with msg noodles erwin max and jay started their jamaicapella again - to bob marley. so. an american, a jamaican and an indonesian singing along to 'no woman no cry' with a romanian doing a plie in the background and two singaporean and one ecuadorean groupies at 3 in the morning is... quite surreal experience la. shiok. summore all got onion breath cos of the fried shallots... damn tak glam manz.

and now i have to go sleep cos it is 4am and must wake up for church in the morning (to absolve weekend sins sia.) and must study like siao tmr cos i am so so fucking behind in my work zomg. nitezzzzz.

pain

my new blog readers claim it (my blog) is unintelligible what with all the singlish and the nonsense syntaxes, and that it sounds exactly like me, and that they can hear my 'voice' in their heads. thanks chew beri march, anand, luke and kinyan. it is compliment lor.

anyway. wanna know what i do in the library?
this,

this,

and this,

and now i have 50 pages of mdm bovary to read. harharhar.

in other news, i have a hot french TA, kinyan can make cheesecake (!?!?!?!?), i have to perform a dance in two weeks, dan is learning singlsh scarily fast, anand is siao when he is bored, my legs are freaking aching from rugby practice, and this saturday international ppl are going to eat thai food (:D:D) there is milk tea session at triple A house, followed by midautumn festival at chinese house (WITH EFFING MOONCAKES LEH. LEH.) and i am going to be psychoanalyed tmr by psych majot shuwei with the promise of free thai food again.

ok. crazy french woman who dies in the end anyway awaits. ta.